bye norm

I talked to Norm Macdonald a lot and he was my favorite SNL cast member and these are my favorite memories of him.

WHERE SHOULD I POST THIS: A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKDOWN

Twitter: America’s 24/7 prison riot. TikTok: Lipsync someone else’s joke to the same song they used when they stole the joke from someone else

LISTEN TO THE SLEEPY SOUNDS OF RAIN IN BED WITH ME IN LAS VEGAS: AN HOUR OF AMBIENCE BY DOUGABLE

Join me in bed before midnight in Las Vegas to listen to the ambient sounds of rain on my rooftop.

biopsy.

Ten days ago, I went to the dermatologist for a routine examination and ended up with a hole in my foot and a 10-day wait to find out if a mole would kill me.

Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle is creepy and shames sex and masturbation

Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle is a creepy show that won’t let people just be their true sexual selves and this is super annoying.

Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path (confessional)

Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path. (A confessional).

Good afternoon my love

The world is my selfie

Is it time to change your life?

Is it time to change your life? Let’s start with a simple question: What is the one thing you think about all day, and is it good for you or bad for you?

This Japanese pop song is fascinating

They’re a Japanese group that formed in high school a decade ago, and their reported influences run in my taste circle: Justice, Chvrches, Basement Jaxx, Chemical Brothers, and Gorillaz.

So Let’s Take A Stroll Inside My New Butt

Normally if somebody gives you a book that’s called I Need A New Butt, you would be like, is this … More

Dear rude mean people, please go get a life and stop ruining people’s happy hour with your bigoted jokes!

I’m just trying to have some nachos at happy hour, you know, just take your political bigotry somewhere else.

23 Best Spies in TV + Movies

I got high and went down the rabbit hole of listing my favorite spies of all time in TV shows and movies … and James Bond is not even close to making the top 10.

Dessert Alert! (CHOCOLATE ALMOND CROISSANTS) SUGAR RUSH FOOD REVUE BY DOUGABLE DESSERTS

You know what, a lot of people have asked me what kind of food reviewer I would be and the … More

Hi

Toonces the robot kitty cat coming to say hi to you

This is Toonces the robot kitty cat. He was gifted to me by my friend Emily (sister-by-choice) and her kids. … More

Celebrating my allergies lol

You can’t tell right now but I woke up with these super crazy allergy things under my eyeballs, and I’m … More

Vegas Hangover Chronicles: Dayclub + DTLV = Puffy Face

If I look like I’m hungover today, it’s because I am. I do not feel like my best. I’m dragging … More

confessionssssss

I want you to tell me what you want …

Travel Vlog: 14-Foot Hello Kitty Made Of 30,000 Roses (Featuring New Keeping It Real Captions)

Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name? … My new fun goal is to vlog and not … More

Vlog — my panic attack in real time

I had a panic attack and filmed it so you can see me as a crazed blabbermouth. Thank you I … More

I want to get out of the house

I would like to get out of the house please.I have been inside my house for a long time.Have you … More

My mom used to sing this to me at times like these

My mom sang this song to me when I felt down. Somehow, it helped. I don’t know if it would help you to hear it. But it helps me to sing it.

Worst Cereal Taste Test Battle (Eating Peeps vs Jolly Rancher vs Kisses)

https://youtu.be/-J1zt_z7XTc ‪The only cereals left at my grocery store were Peeps 🤢 Jolly Rancher 🤢 and Hershey’s Kisses 🤢. I … More