WHERE SHOULD I POST THIS: A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKDOWN

Twitter: America’s 24/7 prison riot. TikTok: Lipsync someone else’s joke to the same song they used when they stole the joke from someone else

biopsy.

Ten days ago, I went to the dermatologist for a routine examination and ended up with a hole in my foot and a 10-day wait to find out if a mole would kill me.

Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle is creepy and shames sex and masturbation

Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle is a creepy show that won’t let people just be their true sexual selves and this is super annoying.

Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path (confessional)

Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path. (A confessional).

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Today’s video has a naked butt in it and that butt is mine and I slap it and I give the world an idea for a stripper restaurant.

Is it time to change your life?

Is it time to change your life? Let’s start with a simple question: What is the one thing you think about all day, and is it good for you or bad for you?

So Let’s Take A Stroll Inside My New Butt

Normally if somebody gives you a book that’s called I Need A New Butt, you would be like, is this … More

Dear rude mean people, please go get a life and stop ruining people’s happy hour with your bigoted jokes!

I’m just trying to have some nachos at happy hour, you know, just take your political bigotry somewhere else.

23 Best Spies in TV + Movies

I got high and went down the rabbit hole of listing my favorite spies of all time in TV shows and movies … and James Bond is not even close to making the top 10.