I also thought: I guess that’s how you win at anything in life — you aim beyond your goal
Tag: personality
Sharks! (Vegas Aquarium!!)
Wow look at these sharks in Las Vegas!
Naked Butts
The March 2022 show I went to had Vinny from “Jersey Shore” in it, and he flashed his naked butt a lot. It’s a good butt.
Parachute Pop-Psyche: My Meager Bob Saget Memory
It seemed as if he knew he had an emotional need to feel more goodness and purpose and fellowship from the world around him.
Dear Santa: I vow to be the person I want other people to be
I want to feel normal.
I want everyone to feel normal.
‘Don’t know how to keep lovin’ you now that I know you so well’
Relationship Jenga: Into the darkness or is it the light
CONFESSION: $4 ice cream chocolate drizzle pancake cures loneliness
Never underestimate the healing power of sugar smiles
Southern boy
what I miss about the south includes blue jean shorts and tank tops and bare feet and the beaches of Florida and tiki huts on those beaches where you drink beer from pitchers and eat fried foods out of cardboard boats
Hot girl summer
WHERE SHOULD I POST THIS: A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKDOWN
Twitter: America’s 24/7 prison riot. TikTok: Lipsync someone else’s joke to the same song they used when they stole the joke from someone else
LISTEN TO THE SLEEPY SOUNDS OF RAIN IN BED WITH ME IN LAS VEGAS: AN HOUR OF AMBIENCE BY DOUGABLE
Join me in bed before midnight in Las Vegas to listen to the ambient sounds of rain on my rooftop.
biopsy.
Ten days ago, I went to the dermatologist for a routine examination and ended up with a hole in my foot and a 10-day wait to find out if a mole would kill me.
Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle is creepy and shames sex and masturbation
Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle is a creepy show that won’t let people just be their true sexual selves and this is super annoying.
Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path (confessional)
Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path. (A confessional).
Good afternoon my love
outtakes 1
Today’s video has a naked butt in it and that butt is mine and I slap it and I give the world an idea for a stripper restaurant.
The world is my selfie
Is it time to change your life?
Is it time to change your life? Let’s start with a simple question: What is the one thing you think about all day, and is it good for you or bad for you?
This Japanese pop song is fascinating
They’re a Japanese group that formed in high school a decade ago, and their reported influences run in my taste circle: Justice, Chvrches, Basement Jaxx, Chemical Brothers, and Gorillaz.
So Let’s Take A Stroll Inside My New Butt
Normally if somebody gives you a book that’s called I Need A New Butt, you would be like, is this … More
Dear rude mean people, please go get a life and stop ruining people’s happy hour with your bigoted jokes!
I’m just trying to have some nachos at happy hour, you know, just take your political bigotry somewhere else.
This “Canopée” song by Polo & Pan is super duper goood
I don’t know how I missed this incredible song from 2017 but maybe I was just surviving America and now I know this delicious song finally
23 Best Spies in TV + Movies
I got high and went down the rabbit hole of listing my favorite spies of all time in TV shows and movies … and James Bond is not even close to making the top 10.
Dessert Alert! (CHOCOLATE ALMOND CROISSANTS) SUGAR RUSH FOOD REVUE BY DOUGABLE DESSERTS
You know what, a lot of people have asked me what kind of food reviewer I would be and the … More
Hi
Toonces the robot kitty cat coming to say hi to you
This is Toonces the robot kitty cat. He was gifted to me by my friend Emily (sister-by-choice) and her kids. … More
Celebrating my allergies lol
You can’t tell right now but I woke up with these super crazy allergy things under my eyeballs, and I’m … More
Vegas Hangover Chronicles: Dayclub + DTLV = Puffy Face
If I look like I’m hungover today, it’s because I am. I do not feel like my best. I’m dragging … More
confessionssssss
I want you to tell me what you want …
Today’s Mantra: I Forgive Myself And Everyone For Everything
I shouldn’t have done that thing that time but I forgive myself and everyone for everything.I shouldn’t have said that … More
Travel Vlog: 14-Foot Hello Kitty Made Of 30,000 Roses (Featuring New Keeping It Real Captions)
Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name? … My new fun goal is to vlog and not … More
Vlog — my panic attack in real time
I had a panic attack and filmed it so you can see me as a crazed blabbermouth. Thank you I … More
I want to get out of the house
I would like to get out of the house please.I have been inside my house for a long time.Have you … More
Today’s Wallpaper: What Can I Do Now That Will Bring Me Ultimate Joy For Hours?
I am in bed at home, just like you, probably. I am bored out of my mind. I’ve seen all … More
Why I’m still on Facebook (for now) even though Facebook is a spigot for bigots
The main reason I’m still on Facebook is because, over the years, I have made a lot of friends and … More
Joke: This Guy Goes To The Doctor …
This guy goes to the doctor and says:“Doctor, doctor! There’s something wrong with my dick! It’s orange!”The doctor looks at … More
How dougable are you? A Cosmo-y quiz!
QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ I had an exciting thought: “Who are my people?”Take this Cosmo-y quiz to see how … More
I want
I wantThe wisdom of now The energy from beforeThe carefree of that one dayThe calm breath of a moonlight swimThe … More
I BELIEVE IN US, is what I feel like this picture is saying
I’m going to obsess over my face for a minute, (so please forgive me if you’re a jealous ninny who … More
Contrary to popular belief, I was once a child
I’m allergic to nostalgia. So I won’t blather on about how I miss my doggy, Serena, and I won’t self-indulge … More
My mom used to sing this to me at times like these
My mom sang this song to me when I felt down. Somehow, it helped. I don’t know if it would help you to hear it. But it helps me to sing it.
Worst Cereal Taste Test Battle (Eating Peeps vs Jolly Rancher vs Kisses)
https://youtu.be/-J1zt_z7XTc The only cereals left at my grocery store were Peeps 🤢 Jolly Rancher 🤢 and Hershey’s Kisses 🤢. I … More