CONFESSION: $4 ice cream chocolate drizzle pancake cures loneliness

Never underestimate the healing power of sugar smiles

Southern boy

what I miss about the south includes blue jean shorts and tank tops and bare feet and the beaches of Florida and tiki huts on those beaches where you drink beer from pitchers and eat fried foods out of cardboard boats

Hot girl summer

WHERE SHOULD I POST THIS: A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKDOWN

Twitter: America’s 24/7 prison riot. TikTok: Lipsync someone else’s joke to the same song they used when they stole the joke from someone else

LISTEN TO THE SLEEPY SOUNDS OF RAIN IN BED WITH ME IN LAS VEGAS: AN HOUR OF AMBIENCE BY DOUGABLE

Join me in bed before midnight in Las Vegas to listen to the ambient sounds of rain on my rooftop.

biopsy.

Ten days ago, I went to the dermatologist for a routine examination and ended up with a hole in my foot and a 10-day wait to find out if a mole would kill me.

Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle is creepy and shames sex and masturbation

Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle is a creepy show that won’t let people just be their true sexual selves and this is super annoying.

Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path (confessional)

Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path. (A confessional).

Good afternoon my love

outtakes 1

Today’s video has a naked butt in it and that butt is mine and I slap it and I give the world an idea for a stripper restaurant.

The world is my selfie

Is it time to change your life?

Is it time to change your life? Let’s start with a simple question: What is the one thing you think about all day, and is it good for you or bad for you?

This Japanese pop song is fascinating

They’re a Japanese group that formed in high school a decade ago, and their reported influences run in my taste circle: Justice, Chvrches, Basement Jaxx, Chemical Brothers, and Gorillaz.

So Let’s Take A Stroll Inside My New Butt

Normally if somebody gives you a book that’s called I Need A New Butt, you would be like, is this … More

Dear rude mean people, please go get a life and stop ruining people’s happy hour with your bigoted jokes!

I’m just trying to have some nachos at happy hour, you know, just take your political bigotry somewhere else.

This “Canopée” song by Polo & Pan is super duper goood

I don’t know how I missed this incredible song from 2017 but maybe I was just surviving America and now I know this delicious song finally

23 Best Spies in TV + Movies

I got high and went down the rabbit hole of listing my favorite spies of all time in TV shows and movies … and James Bond is not even close to making the top 10.

Dessert Alert! (CHOCOLATE ALMOND CROISSANTS) SUGAR RUSH FOOD REVUE BY DOUGABLE DESSERTS

You know what, a lot of people have asked me what kind of food reviewer I would be and the … More

Hi

Toonces the robot kitty cat coming to say hi to you

This is Toonces the robot kitty cat. He was gifted to me by my friend Emily (sister-by-choice) and her kids. … More

Celebrating my allergies lol

You can’t tell right now but I woke up with these super crazy allergy things under my eyeballs, and I’m … More

Vegas Hangover Chronicles: Dayclub + DTLV = Puffy Face

If I look like I’m hungover today, it’s because I am. I do not feel like my best. I’m dragging … More

confessionssssss

I want you to tell me what you want …

Today’s Mantra: I Forgive Myself And Everyone For Everything

I shouldn’t have done that thing that time but I forgive myself and everyone for everything.I shouldn’t have said that … More

Travel Vlog: 14-Foot Hello Kitty Made Of 30,000 Roses (Featuring New Keeping It Real Captions)

Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name? … My new fun goal is to vlog and not … More

Vlog — my panic attack in real time

I had a panic attack and filmed it so you can see me as a crazed blabbermouth. Thank you I … More

I want to get out of the house

I would like to get out of the house please.I have been inside my house for a long time.Have you … More

Today’s Wallpaper: What Can I Do Now That Will Bring Me Ultimate Joy For Hours?

I am in bed at home, just like you, probably. I am bored out of my mind. I’ve seen all … More

Why I’m still on Facebook (for now) even though Facebook is a spigot for bigots

The main reason I’m still on Facebook is because, over the years, I have made a lot of friends and … More

Joke: This Guy Goes To The Doctor …

This guy goes to the doctor and says:“Doctor, doctor! There’s something wrong with my dick! It’s orange!”The doctor looks at … More

How dougable are you? A Cosmo-y quiz!

QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ I had an exciting thought: “Who are my people?”Take this Cosmo-y quiz to see how … More

Latest Extortion Scam Threatens To Release Video Of Me Playing With Myself If I Don’t Pay Up

This extortion text I received three days ago didn’t work out for the perpetrators, because I’ve been playing with myself … More

I want

‪I want‬‪The wisdom of now ‬‪The energy from before‬‪The carefree of that one day‬‪The calm breath of a moonlight swim‬‪The … More

I BELIEVE IN US, is what I feel like this picture is saying

I’m going to obsess over my face for a minute, (so please forgive me if you’re a jealous ninny who … More

Contrary to popular belief, I was once a child

I’m allergic to nostalgia. So I won’t blather on about how I miss my doggy, Serena, and I won’t self-indulge … More

My mom used to sing this to me at times like these

My mom sang this song to me when I felt down. Somehow, it helped. I don’t know if it would help you to hear it. But it helps me to sing it.

Worst Cereal Taste Test Battle (Eating Peeps vs Jolly Rancher vs Kisses)

https://youtu.be/-J1zt_z7XTc ‪The only cereals left at my grocery store were Peeps 🤢 Jolly Rancher 🤢 and Hershey’s Kisses 🤢. I … More