Punching THROUGH Faces

I also thought: I guess that’s how you win at anything in life — you aim beyond your goal

Sharks! (Vegas Aquarium!!)

Wow look at these sharks in Las Vegas!

The March 2022 show I went to had Vinny from “Jersey Shore” in it, and he flashed his naked butt a lot. It’s a good butt.

I talked to Norm Macdonald a lot and he was my favorite SNL cast member and these are my favorite memories of him.

Twitter: America’s 24/7 prison riot. TikTok: Lipsync someone else’s joke to the same song they used when they stole the joke from someone else

Join me in bed before midnight in Las Vegas to listen to the ambient sounds of rain on my rooftop.

Sex work is what I wanted to do but I became a journalist and I still wonder if I chose the wrong path. (A confessional).

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I’m just trying to have some nachos at happy hour, you know, just take your political bigotry somewhere else.

You know what, a lot of people have asked me what kind of food reviewer I would be and the … More

Just before the end of masks in Las Vegas, I went downtown when it was still chilly, which is hard … More

You can’t tell right now but I woke up with these super crazy allergy things under my eyeballs, and I’m … More

If I look like I’m hungover today, it’s because I am. I do not feel like my best. I’m dragging … More

Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name? … My new fun goal is to vlog and not … More

In college, I was planning to be a writer. And I was planning to be a photographer. Unfortunately, my first … More