I woke up this morning and I thought about all the different ways I don’t feel good enough for people. … More
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It’s Them or Us — Be The Savior You Want To See In The World
A mother told me, if someone murdered her child, she would want to set fire to the world.And yet, it’s … More
The Friendliest People On Earth: Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas (VegasAnonymous photojournalism street photography)
In college, I was planning to be a writer. And I was planning to be a photographer. Unfortunately, my first … More
I want
I wantThe wisdom of now The energy from beforeThe carefree of that one dayThe calm breath of a moonlight swimThe … More
I BELIEVE IN US, is what I feel like this picture is saying
I’m going to obsess over my face for a minute, (so please forgive me if you’re a jealous ninny who … More
Guess who’s a big boy now
I don’t know if you’ve heard but … I’m a big boy.
I made this two-minute short film for you because I love you
Here are two funny reactions I’ve heard after publishing my first short film.“Are you planning on making a whole movie?”“Are … More
Contrary to popular belief, I was once a child
I’m allergic to nostalgia. So I won’t blather on about how I miss my doggy, Serena, and I won’t self-indulge … More
My mom used to sing this to me at times like these
My mom sang this song to me when I felt down. Somehow, it helped. I don’t know if it would help you to hear it. But it helps me to sing it.
You are all doing this constantly, according to the Internet
I was going to write a charming and quirky think piece about how everyone is jacking off every minute of the day, because we are living during the world’s first masturbation revolution, and during a quarantine no less, but then I realized this graphic tells the whole story which you and me and your friends and your family and your coworkers and your boss and Jeff Bezos already know. Which is the world is going thwackety-thwack-thack to cum the pain away, to paraphrase The Teaches of Peaches. Which. You know. There are worse ways to live your life than focusing on orgasms. Well. Maybe there aren’t any other better ways to live your life.
And thus climaxes this most obvious public service announcement.
Gonna start clanking a metal water cup against my jail bars during international house arrest
I think we are all painfully aware now that we are stuck in the mortifying hellscape known as international house … More
Making the silliest video on YouTube was …
So I was at the store, looking at the craziest cake frostings in the world. They were shiny pink and … More
Here’s my step-by-step process for how I covered Prince’s ‘Kiss’ and did all the big dances from the ‘80s and ‘90s
Remember how Prince called himself The Artist?A lot of us here on Earth are artists. He was just bold enough … More
Worst Cereal Taste Test Battle (Eating Peeps vs Jolly Rancher vs Kisses)
https://youtu.be/-J1zt_z7XTc The only cereals left at my grocery store were Peeps 🤢 Jolly Rancher 🤢 and Hershey’s Kisses 🤢. I … More