When am I gonna be good enough?

I woke up this morning and I thought about all the different ways I don’t feel good enough for people. … More

It’s Them or Us — Be The Savior You Want To See In The World

A mother told me, if someone murdered her child, she would want to set fire to the world.And yet, it’s … More

The Friendliest People On Earth: Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas (VegasAnonymous photojournalism street photography)

In college, I was planning to be a writer. And I was planning to be a photographer. Unfortunately, my first … More

I want

‪I want‬‪The wisdom of now ‬‪The energy from before‬‪The carefree of that one day‬‪The calm breath of a moonlight swim‬‪The … More

I BELIEVE IN US, is what I feel like this picture is saying

I’m going to obsess over my face for a minute, (so please forgive me if you’re a jealous ninny who … More

Guess who’s a big boy now

I don’t know if you’ve heard but … I’m a big boy.

I made this two-minute short film for you because I love you

Here are two funny reactions I’ve heard after publishing my first short film.“Are you planning on making a whole movie?”“Are … More

Contrary to popular belief, I was once a child

I’m allergic to nostalgia. So I won’t blather on about how I miss my doggy, Serena, and I won’t self-indulge … More

My mom used to sing this to me at times like these

My mom sang this song to me when I felt down. Somehow, it helped. I don’t know if it would help you to hear it. But it helps me to sing it.

You are all doing this constantly, according to the Internet

I was going to write a charming and quirky think piece about how everyone is jacking off every minute of the day, because we are living during the world’s first masturbation revolution, and during a quarantine no less, but then I realized this graphic tells the whole story which you and me and your friends and your family and your coworkers and your boss and Jeff Bezos already know. Which is the world is going thwackety-thwack-thack to cum the pain away, to paraphrase The Teaches of Peaches. Which. You know. There are worse ways to live your life than focusing on orgasms. Well. Maybe there aren’t any other better ways to live your life.

And thus climaxes this most obvious public service announcement.

Gonna start clanking a metal water cup against my jail bars during international house arrest

I think we are all painfully aware now that we are stuck in the mortifying hellscape known as international house … More

Making the silliest video on YouTube was …

So I was at the store, looking at the craziest cake frostings in the world. They were shiny pink and … More

Here’s my step-by-step process for how I covered Prince’s ‘Kiss’ and did all the big dances from the ‘80s and ‘90s

Remember how Prince called himself The Artist?A lot of us here on Earth are artists. He was just bold enough … More

Worst Cereal Taste Test Battle (Eating Peeps vs Jolly Rancher vs Kisses)

https://youtu.be/-J1zt_z7XTc ‪The only cereals left at my grocery store were Peeps 🤢 Jolly Rancher 🤢 and Hershey’s Kisses 🤢. I … More