I am in bed and there is nothing you can do about it
Category: Doug Elfman
‘Bigger Than P*ssy Juice?’ Sweaty gym panties + socks at Fans Utopia, seller of used porn star goods
I think everybody should be able to own something from their favorite porn star
6 Friend Categories Improve Your Life
All right look, I want to talk about something today that a few people have been getting on my ass … More
To be a narcissist with hemorrhoids…
When you order from Amazon don’t have it sent to your house, have it sent to me.
Aesthetics Airlines Cordially Invites You To 1 HOUR SOOTHING FLIGHT of Life Below & Infinity Above
Welcome to Aesthetic Airlines. If you look through your cabin window, you’ll see signs of life below and infinity above. So sit back, relax in the soothing dark, and enjoy the sights and sounds of a flight well traveled.
I have found my new girlfriend
she’s the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen
The Pandemic Playboy, Call of Duty, sex work beats journalism, favorite swearword, Top 5 movies (AMA: Ask Me Anything)
If I could do anything differently, what would I do? I would have been a sex worker instead of a journalist.
‘Frost Me Like A Cake For My Birthday,’ Says Gorgeous Slutty Sophia Locke (The Easy C-mmer)
‘Frost Me Like A Cake For My Birthday,’ Says Gorgeous Slutty Sophia Locke (The Easy C-mmer)
What a red carpet really looks like (with Ted Danson, Jennifer Tilly, Kevin Pollak and Jessa Hinton)
Who doesn’t love Ted Danson?
I had a panic attack while I was covering a red carpet with Ted Danson and Jennifer Tilly
Finally the red carpet ended and I found a seat and ate free cheese and a free cookie.
Top 5 Best Things About Porn (Number 5: Professional Masturbator Is A Safe, Viable Career Option)
Porn is the greatest invention that has ever happened in the history of the world, according to people who think … More
6 CRAZIEST ACTS AT NYNY CIRQUE SHOW
1ST CRAZIEST ACT AT MAD APPLE SHOW: THE HAIR SPINNING LADY I have seen a lot of crazy acts on … More
This wrestling video isn’t about wrestling
The main problem with existence right now is all the verses between people and corporations and brands and politicians who are pitting all of us against each other for advertising dollars and power and money and just so they can win because we all have this terrible mindset where we want to win at any cost.
My Occasional Life In New York
We were having honeymoon amounts of sex
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