Author: dougable

Thanks to you and your support, my work has reached millions of people just like you in newspapers, podcasts, TV, and radio, netting appearances on “Good Morning America,” “Marketplace” and, sure why not, “Sharknado 4.” I’ve interviewed hundreds of icons and celebrities from Prince backstage to Kim Kardashian on the red carpet. I’ve won journalism awards. And I’ve promoted charities to help feed and shelter people and pets in need. I couldn’t have done any of that without you. Your support gives you a direct say in what I cover. Contribute to the cause at: PayPal.me/yesdoug BUSINESS INQUIRIES: Email NckYoungblood@gmail.com (no I in Nck) SPONSOR MY PATREON AT: YesDoug.com FOLLOW ME HERE Facebook: facebook.com/elfmonster Twitter: Twitter.com/VegasAnonymous Instagram.com/Doug Elfman

Am I depressed or am I just happy lounging in bed? You’ll be the judge. 41-second quiz.

I am in bed and there is nothing you can do about it

Will You Be My Valentine?

And from then on, I always kind of felt like Valentine’s Day was a day to get really terrible little heart candies made from the worst sugar confections you could possibly imagine followed by some little child walking up and telling you that you suck.

The Friendliest People On Earth: Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas (VegasAnonymous photojournalism street photography)

In college, I was planning to be a writer. And I was planning to be a photographer. Unfortunately, my first … More

You are all doing this constantly, according to the Internet

I was going to write a charming and quirky think piece about how everyone is jacking off every minute of the day, because we are living during the world’s first masturbation revolution, and during a quarantine no less, but then I realized this graphic tells the whole story which you and me and your friends and your family and your coworkers and your boss and Jeff Bezos already know. Which is the world is going thwackety-thwack-thack to cum the pain away, to paraphrase The Teaches of Peaches. Which. You know. There are worse ways to live your life than focusing on orgasms. Well. Maybe there aren’t any other better ways to live your life.

And thus climaxes this most obvious public service announcement.

Love me

Worst Cereal Taste Test Battle (Eating Peeps vs Jolly Rancher vs Kisses)

https://youtu.be/-J1zt_z7XTc ‪The only cereals left at my grocery store were Peeps 🤢 Jolly Rancher 🤢 and Hershey’s Kisses 🤢. I … More