WHERE SHOULD I POST THIS: A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKDOWN

dougable

Twitter: America’s 24/7 prison riot

Instagram: Where I look pretty

XVideos: The greatest thing that ever happens

Snapchat: Photo filters for photos no one ever sees

TikTok: Lipsync someone else’s joke to the same song they used when they stole the joke from someone else

YouTube: Incredible or boring videos made by nice people who seem just a little bit nervous

Facebook: Like a beautiful daily yearbook of our lives (if you block Trumpers) or a cesspool of scum and villainy (if you don’t)

Pinterest: Purses and dresses

Reddit: Like a weird dog’s dick 

Whatsapp: For people with lovers in Germany 

(User experience differs per person)

Published by dougable

Thanks to you and your support, my work has reached millions of people just like you in newspapers, podcasts, TV, and radio, netting appearances on “Good Morning America,” “Marketplace” and, sure why not, “Sharknado 4.” I’ve interviewed hundreds of icons and celebrities from Prince backstage to Kim Kardashian on the red carpet. I’ve won journalism awards. And I’ve promoted charities to help feed and shelter people and pets in need. I couldn’t have done any of that without you. Your support gives you a direct say in what I cover. Contribute to the cause at: PayPal.me/yesdoug BUSINESS INQUIRIES: Email NckYoungblood@gmail.com (no I in Nck) SPONSOR MY PATREON AT: YesDoug.com FOLLOW ME HERE Facebook: facebook.com/elfmonster Twitter: Twitter.com/VegasAnonymous Instagram.com/Doug Elfman

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